Games
Cheating
Baseball
Football
Basketball
Hockey
Soccer
Golf
Boxing
Tennis
Swimming
Racing
Rodeo
Olympics

The main problems with Sports are:

  • Wastes energy on immature play activities.
  • Wastes money funding athletic programs.
  • Distracts away from scholastic responsibilities.
  • Destructive competition causes social disintegration.
  • Perpetrates gambling and other criminal enterprises.
  • Financial deficits from betting on losers.
  • Hostile violence results in injuries and death.
  • Turns all participants into losers eventually.
  • Homosexuality on same-sex sport teams.
  • Pungent slimy sweat and other body odors.
  • Jock itch and athletes foot fungal diseases.
  • Gross mutations from steroid abuse.
  • Pseudo-sexual perversion involving balls, etc.

Games

Cheating

In a billion dollar industry where many millions are won or lost by the outcome of a simple game, do you think that it will be just left up to chance? Surely that is not a sound business model. Some gamblers who are shrewd and serious businessmen, and who are in a position to throw a game—or at least do something to alter the final score—might possibly do it in order to cash in.

Most people who are involved in sports—either directly as players, officials, fans, etc., or remotely associated as readers of the newspaper sports page, or viewers of the TV sports news—have cheated, or thought about the idea of cheating at least once in their lifetime. So there is a substantial record of cheating, and plots to cheat, by everyone.The reason why there are laws to control cheating is because, if there were no laws, then everyone would be cheating.

Despite constant reports in the media about the rigging of games, fans are so gullible that they keep on betting and losing their money. Gambling is an addiction, so they do it even though they know that they will lose. But the problem is so much deeper than that, because even people who don't gamble on sports, and who are aware of the widespread rigging, watch the games as if they think it's real. This is the strange effect that sports have on the human psyche, and why sports must be banned completely.

Everyone has cheated in some way at sometime in there life. Practicaly everyone who has ever played a game has cheated or attempted to cheat at least once. Most of the cheating was done as children, but urge to cheat is a primal animal instict that still haunts humanity by occasional resurfacing —especially in sporting events where a lot of money is at stake. And most of the cheating goes on undetected. Those who do detect it usually wind up dead.

Most sport fans deny that cheating and the rigging of games is done, because to admit it is to admit that a major part of their life is a farce. They live in a state of denial in order to avoid a total psychotic breakdown. They would be extremely angry and the madness would drive them insane. Temporary insanity is curable, and it is better than living one's life thinking that there is a Tooth Fairy and a Santa Clause, and that sports games are not rigged by cheaters.

Cheaters have always rigged games

Throughout the history of sports there have been many instances of cheating and rigging games. Cheating has been done for a variety of reasons, primarily to get money. There are numerous ways to cheat, from minor to major. It could be a single play, or an entire game. There can numerous people involved, from a single player or referee, to an entire team or league.

One of the first exposed cheating scandals involved the Boston Blacksocks in 1910.

Baseball teams look like prison gangs

Baseball

 

Football

The term football is a clever psychological twist on the word foolball. The subiminal linking of foolishness to the game is designed to develop foolhardy behavior in fans and athletes, which extends throughout society as a whole. To an outside observer this is quite obvious, but those who enjoy the game think that it's an intelligent, though brutal, activity.

Basketball

Researchers believe the game of basketball originated in the early mental institutions when a common form of therepy was basket weaving. There was a case of a patient who was commited for being an axe murderer. Documents reveal that he beheaded the chief psychiatrist at the sanitarium, then instigated a game with fellow lunatics, using their woven baskets as a receptacle in which they took turns throwing the victims decapitated head into. Thus term Basketball was born.

Hockey

Hockey is a peculiar game with an interesting history as a case study of the psychological twists and turns in the devlopment of a sport. It's roots can be traced back to arctic mountain areas where uneducated inhabitants thought it would be wise to imitate the behavioral patterns of cultures in the so-called civilized world. The only activity thing were capable of performing was aggressive physical activity such as competitive sports. But the only level playing fields were frozen lakes, where male ice-skaters who were once ridiculed by their macho peers, violently reacted by beating to death anyone who teased them about the girly activity. The first hockey players were merciless savages, and the tradition is still practiced today.

Soccer

The Agony of Defeat

 

Sports-like behaviors descended from its wild and viscous animal origin. This primitive instinct was so engrained that millions of years of evolution could not remove it. It has been such an integral part of human nature that we even make fun-filled games with it. The term "sports" is the word generally used in reference to these games.

Most sports are competitive—team against team, player against player, and some games even pit the player against themselves in a solitary sport of self-destruction. The net result of all the competition is a dog-eat-dog culture with bitter rivalries, hostility, violence, antagonism, and polarization.

Sports are degenerative diseases that manifest both mental and physical illnesses. The chronic affliction is also more exacerbated by a rowdiness, heavy drinking and gambling during some events.

Golf

The term Golf is short for Goofball. This sport was created so physically challenged people could have a game to play. Golfers are the weekest of sportsmen. Their balls are the smallest, and they need a bag full of clubs to fend off bullies. They are the only athletes that require a helper to carry their gear for them during a game. Golfers are rightfully embarassed in this sport, so the games are usually played on golf courses hidden away at private country clubs. In this secluded environment, feeling secure among their peers, golfers can play without worrying about the ridicule and heckeling they would normally suffer in public. The game was intentionally designed to be the most boring sport so it would not attract spectators. As a gentile breed, sensitve and self-conscious golfers quickly break down with the slightest snicker from the audience.

Boxing

This gruesome sadistic activity is what sports are all about; savage brutality based on anger and hatred. It brings out the worst in human nature, as two men mercilessly punch each other until one of them is declared the loser. Boxing matches are glorified fist fights that take place in a so-called "ring", but it's really a square stage with a rope fence resembling a large playpen. This structure was chosen because most boxers have the mental capacity of an infant, and need the emotional support of a familiar space. Without this comfort zone they cannot function. Prior to entering the ring they walk in covered with a blanket that is worn lke a cape. The large boxing gloves prevent them from sucking their thumbs, which induces frustration, then rage. Boxers are conditioned like Pavlov's dogs to surpress their angst until they explode in violent temper tantrums as soon as the opening bell rings.

Tennis
Swimming

Racing

Rodeo

Olympics

The first major organized sport is the Olympics, started in ancient Greece where they worshiped a slew of gods that were believed to have lurked on Mount Olympus. The name Olympus comes from the term lymp, as in lymp wrist. Because homosexuality was quite common there, the gay men needed some way to prove their manliness, and ames seemed like a fun way to do so. This tradition spread to other sports and is still practiced today, as evidenced with group showers in the locker room, and all-male sport teams.