of the most popular action figures together again in this exclusve collectors' edition made by the leading brand of adult toys in America.
The darling double doll set is here in a 2-for-1 sale.
That's right, buy a Hill and get a Bill absolutely free.
The special offer was announced by Clintco, the Arkansas law firm spun off from Walletmart in a 1998 divestiture due to lacklustre sales of their Monica model.
The all new fully loaded models that come with extra functions and features. Now that gay marriage is legal you can mix and match Bill & Hill with Ken & Barbie without guilt and shame. Innovative open orifices enable interactive intercourse. Just insert coins and watch them fornicate.
- Stylish lightweight disposable tissue paper clothing
- Genuine artificial diamond-studed eyeballs
- Realistic looking 14 carot gold-plated fingernails
- Opulant imitation pearl teeth and eyeballs
- Impressive solid plastic parts
- Made from 100% recycled high quality fecal waste
The company is advertising the exclusive one-day sales event well in advance to give folks plenty of time to save up enough money to purchase the over-priced product. George Soros type customers may pre-order the merchandise online. Others can put the item on lay away, like Bill did with Monica.
The Bill and Hill duo is Clintco's flagship product. Each unit is hastily handcrafted by low cost laborers in far-flung foriegn sweat shops to make you, the stockholder, more money.